A peach /looks good with lots of fuzz/but a mans no peach/and never was/----- -----.?

Henry the Eighth/Prince of Friskers/lost five wifes/but kept/his whiskers/----- -----


He played/a sax/had no BO/but his whiskers scratched/so she let him go/----- -----


Listen, birds/those signs cost/money/so roost awhile but/don't get funny/----- -----. Remember these?

A peach /looks good with lots of fuzz/but a mans no peach/and never was/----- -----.?
Burma Shave!





"His cheek was rough, his chick vamoosed


and now she won't come home to roost________!!





Lots of those in the West when I was little.... I have a book called "The Verse by the Side of the Road" which gives a history of how they came to be and contains almost everyone of their roadside poetry.....
Reply:It might be out of print. I bought it in the 80's from one of those "junk" catalogs that come around the holidays. If you can't find it, try ebay or Google. It's fun. Report It

Reply:I checked for ya. Amazon and ebay are both selling it. Report It

Reply:looks like Burma Shave.





If harmony is what you crave, then get a tuba -- Burma Shave





around the corner lickety split, a nice looking car, wasn't it -- Burma Shave
Reply:Tongue twisters. Never was good at them. Dont remember those examples you gave but they were good ones.
Reply:No! Sorry but I don't!



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