The peach salesman?

A salesman is going door to door trying to sell home-grown peaches for extra cash. He knocks on one door and is greeted by a stunningly gorgeous woman wearing only a see-through nightgown. She asks in a sultry voice, "How can I help you?"





"Um, w..well, miss, I'm, um, selling some peaches and was wondering if you would like any?"





"Peaches, hm?" says the woman. "I do so adore the taste of them. Let me ask you a few questions and perhaps we can do business."





The salesman nods dumbly, still staring at the woman.





"First," the woman says, running her hand seductively over her breasts, "Do you find me attractive?"





"Y..yes." the salesman manages to stutter.





"Second," the woman says, licking her lips, "Would you like to have your way with me?"





"Y...yes miss." the salesman again stutters.





"Ok then," said the woman, "you answer this third question in a way that I like and not only will I buy your whole stock of peaches, I'll go to bed with you too."

The peach salesman?
he he he he he he heh he u wish u were the sales man don't ya?
Reply:. . . . . . ...... .............. ................. *blows raspberry*
Reply:...
Reply:I do that to men all the time! Although, I usually have to work a bit harder than that ...
Reply:lol





looks like im the only one who got it
Reply:not that good
Reply:and then................
Reply:.....huh?........
Reply:lol, that was kinda funny.
Reply:lmao and i dont think they got it ^^
Reply:lol lol lol


liked it a lot



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